Do you have 45 millions cats and just 1 litterbox? That's no excuse for leaving a stinky home for the poor sap from PETA that comes to take Captain FluffyMittens and his buddies away! Did your baby-daddy just be taken up to State and done left yo ass to manage the family crack-dealing business? Well that doesn't mean you have to live in filth, yo! From the makers of Bile Away and Damn-Your-House-Don't-Look-Like-Shit:
GET URINE OFF NOW!
That's right! You too can enjoy the pleasures of a normal smelling home!
(Purchase one today and receive a free black-light for all your glow-in-the-dark marijuana posters!)
They probably decided to not call their product "Piss-Off" for fear of insulting the consumer.
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