Today is "Slap Your Irritating Co-Workers" Day:
Do you have a co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details that you don't care about? Do you have a co-worker who ALWAYS screws up stuff creating MORE work for you? Do you have a co-worker who kisses so much booty; you can look in their mouth and see what your boss had for lunch? Do you have a co-worker who is SOOO obnoxious, when he/she enters a room, everyone else clears it? Well, on behalf of Ike Turner, I am so very very glad to officially announce tomorrow as SLAP YOUR IRRITATING CO-WORKER DAY!
There are the rules you must follow:
* You can only slap one person per hour - no more.
* You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day.
* You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant.
* No weapons are allowed...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler.
* If questioned by a supervisor [or police, if the supervisor is the irritant], you are allowed to LIE, LIE, LIE!
Now, study the rules, break out a list of folks that you want to slap the living day lights out of and get to slapping.....and have a great day!
1 comment:
Let's run down this checklist:
co-worker who talks nonstop about nothing, working your last nerve with tedious and boring details....Check.
co-worker who always screws up stuff creating more work for you....Check.
co-worker who kisses so much booty, I can look in their mouth and see what the boss had for lunch....double Check. This guy kisses the bosses ass so much, the only time he sees the light of day is when the boss yawns.
co-worker who is so obnoxious, when they enter the room, everyone else clears it....well...we try to, at least....check.
The rules I must follow:
You can only slap one person per hour - no more. What if I have a nervous disorder that makes me slap them more?
You can slap the same person again if they irritate you again in the same day. This is kinda counterproductive with the first rule. What if they're constantly being an assclown?
You are allowed to hold someone down as other co-workers take their turns slapping the irritant. That line will be going well around the corner. Hell, I could sell tickets.
No weapons are allowed (awwwwww...)...other than going upside somebody's head with a stapler. And I have a couple of staplers in mind too! >:D
If questioned....blah,blah,blah....they wouldn't question me. They'd slap him too.
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